I would l_l_l_like to re_re_req_req_request P_P_Pre_sident F_F_Fak_Fak_Fakruddin Ali
to show his exp_exp_exp_ansive coll_coll_collection of d_d_dics_dics_dictionaries.
Unfortunately h_h_he k_k_can_can_canot take them out b_b_b_ecause  it is s_s_stuck in
Ah_Ah_Anus_Anus_ Anusuya's b_b_b_bag. 

  I  f_f_found your p_p_pre_pretty b_b_butt_butt_button  you l_l_lost on the f_f_floor.

  Ah_Ah_Ann were you ch_ch_chased by  J_J_Jo'es big K_K_Cock_Cock_Cocker S_S_Spaniel?

 ZAIL WAIL

Zail Singh who was heading for his first foreign trip and that too to  Britain was coached and coached in the English Language.
Finally satisfied that he could pass pretty ok in English - he was sent on his trip.

The evening that he arrived, there was a dinner in his honor at the palace.
He was told the tradition is that each guest would have to request any dish
from the table by way of rhymes.

"Oh noble Lord Divine",
 Please pass me some wine" requested  Lady Rowland

"Oh Lady Nelson -
please pass me the vension", requesteed Sir Quigley

and thus it went around the table - till it Zail's turn came he thought and
thought and thought and everyone was looking at him - finally with a big happy grin he 
said to one of the Lord's whose name he had no clue of

"Oh you Bastard
please pass me some custard"

The next morning he was taking a stroll with the Queen and the other nobles around the Royal Gardenand they all stopped by the Royal Pond to feed the royal ducks -
Zail Singh was very impressed at the beauty of the birds- but for the life of him could not remember what they were called - but anyway   he turned to the queen - and gushed
"Oh! Queen your Buttocks are beautiful"

"Whack" he got one from one of the Lords, and his spectacles  and turban went flyind.
he scrambles around and finally found them. He handed over his spectacles to the queen and
requested " Oh Madam could you please hold my testicles while I fix my turban."