Santa and Banta accompany our dear Frozy on a business trip to Paris.

One morning Santa and Banta wake up – Frozy is not there.

Where is Frozy? – Santa asked Banta

Where is Frozy ?– Banta asked Santa

Where is Frozy?  Banta and Santa ,and ,Santa and Banta ask one another

(and where is Frozy I ask and so do the ilanders)

  (Have you Seen Frozy)

They look everywhere – could not find Frozy any where

Finally in a panic they rush to the police station.

They meet with the chief who asks them what happened .

“Our friend Frozy is missing” says Santa and Banta

“Well – you have to be more specific than that”, says the chief

We have many people with the name Frozy

“Well Frozy has long hair”

“You have to be more specific than that”, says the chief adding that

“There are many Frozies here with long hair”

“Frozy eats a lot”, say Santa and Banta

“You have to be more specific than that” says the chief again adding that

“We have many Frozies here who have long hair and who eat a lot”

“Frozy is a funny guy”, say Santa and Banta

“Well you have to be much more specific than that”, the chief gently chides them

“We have many Frozies here with long hair and who eat a lot and who are funny”

Santa and Banta Look at one another and Banta and Santa look at one another

The light bulb goes in them at the same time

The police chief is blinded momentarily by that

“Yes! Yes! Yes!  They shout excitedly, "We Know, We Know, We know"

 “Our friend, our friend Frozy has two a__holes!!!!!!  And Santa and Banta and Banta and Santa give one another High-Fives.

 naachale naachale aaja naachale !!!!!!

The chief gapes at them and then gathers his wits together and says

“Well, well, well now we are getting somewhere”

 “But how can that be and how do both of you know that”, he asks

"Well,Chief  it is like this – every time we go to the bar with Frozy we hear the bartender tell everyone at the bar :-

“Here comes Frozy with the two a—holes “

Santa and Banta say with great pride to the chief – who promptly faints.

By the way WHERE IS FROZY?????????