SIMBLY RAJANI

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than
Death can process them.

Does not need an ice-maker- he freezes water by his stare.

Rajani's used a cordless phone to strangle villains.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the  lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

His calendar does not have April 1 -  no one can fool Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A cobra bit Rajani.  It dies five days later after enduring excruciating pain.

When he gives you the finger, he’s telling that you have a second left to live.

He was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
 waiting for the wheel to stop.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth does not need a match to light a fire - he uses a magnifying glass - even at night.

In cricket he dismisses batsmen so fast that the last batsman is walking to the crease while the first batsman is still trudging back to the pavillion.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects with which Rajanikanth can kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

A tiger charged at Rajani -  Rajani just stuck his hand inside the tiger's mouth and pulled it inside out

For Rajani a soccer game lasts only 1 minute the rest of the players take 89 minutes to catch up with him

Muhammed Ali quit boxing after he saw Rajnikanth whipping 40 people with one hand chained to a post.

Rajanikanth is so alert that he sleeps with his eye wide open

Rajani is makes sure you answer his calls - he dials your number and then races to your house and asksyou to pick up the phone when it rings and races back to his house and picks up the phone even before you can say hello.