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 22:31 | 2/Sep/2008
Sum of all Bawls
 Somewhere along the way I was born.  No, no not on the wagon of a travelling show or something like that  -it was just that it was as uneventful as it can be  - just like a bird pooping. Does anyone even care, unless it lands on their head. Who said babies look cute when they are born?  We look like shrivelled prunes.A birth in a joint family has ... more...
 22:40 | 26/Aug/2008
The Greatest Pleasure
The king and his ministers were asked  during Royal Dinner  - what gives the  the greatest pleasure in life - Some said Food - Others said - (oooh the taboo word SIX - dang what is I doing between S and X? - should be E no?) Others said Hunting- and on and on  and on- After dinner they found that they were locked inside the dining hall.- they bange... more...
 23:08 | 13/Aug/2008
There is always a Michele
 She lay curled  on the floor - like the way she was inside the womb- she never knew The bed was no longer a bed - never  the soft comfort zone she dreamed of . It was where her nightmares started - the pain, the agony. The floor was safer"Don't trust the police- they are bad" - trust me - the man with the golden voice softly told heras she stood o... more...
 21:23 | 5/Aug/2008
When Restaurants have names Like These
Lady Calls Pho King (Pho is pronounced as Pha in Vietnamese by the way)A woman comes to a little town for a conference.  She loveschinese food and calls up the local directory assistance to connect her to a chinese restaurant - the do connect her but forgot to give her the name and after she dials there is a bit of a static and then she does nothea... more...
 23:50 | 31/Jul/2008
Let it Be
Let it Be                       All our bags were  packed - and it was time to bid adieu to Mallu Land and the country and move on to a life in a different continent. I ran to take a last look at the pond - where spent countless summers splishing and splashingand trying to catch unsuccessfully the turtles and the water snakes and the large fish and... more...
 01:43 | 29/Jul/2008
This and That
I always looked forward to going to my village during holidays - any time there was a holiday we would find some excuse to get to the village.  Nothing like village life - at least when we were kids - cause nowthe concept of village is basically non-existent. All our cousins would show up.We used to love clambering up the trees - especially the man... more...
 00:40 | 23/Jul/2008
And Now Its Mona Lisa
  Where is Mona LisaFirst it was  the Frozen one who disappeared and then resurfaced and now it seems it is Z Mona Lisa who seems to have done a Houdini act.A search mission planned - the Wise One of iland the Don was approached - but then  he said he is in the process of moving though I have a feeling he is headed to his Ashram retreat and his Gur... more...
 18:57 | 18/Jul/2008
Zailing away
Sir It's called.......Zail Singh was invited for a private dinner with the Governor and his wife during his tour of the US in one of the States.  A little later his aide who was waiting outside saw Zail Singh stumbling out of the dining room with a beat up nose and black eye and holding his head between his hands.His aide was shocked and asked him ... more...
 01:48 | 9/Jul/2008
RAISE
  THE RAISE Respected Sirs/MadamsThis is my humble request for a raise .  Listed below are the reasons I do believe that I deserve the raise : - -I do physical labor.-I work at great depths.-I plunge head first into everything I do.-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.-I work in a damp environment.-I don’t get paid overtime.-I work in a da... more...
 23:33 | 1/Jul/2008
Stutter Woes
I would l_l_l_like to re_re_req_req_request P_P_Pre_sident F_F_Fak_Fak_Fakruddin Alito show his exp_exp_exp_ansive coll_coll_collection of d_d_dics_dics_dictionaries.Unfortunately h_h_he k_k_can_can_canot take them out b_b_b_ecause  it is s_s_stuck inAh_Ah_Anus_Anus_ Anusuya's b_b_b_bag.    I  f_f_found your p_p_pre_pretty b_b_butt_butt_button  you... more...
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 Shivaja V | 19:48 | 25/Aug/2008
Friends: (75)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Reading,writing,K...
WOH man  or WOE man,….. neither is she……               …….just a WOMAN !          Can you read a woman?I ask, can you really, man?Born out of herAs her desirefor a mate,or by fate?or just hate? You venerate your mother;How many do really bother?To thinkMaa bhi ek aurath haiHar aurath ek maa hai!Is she a book to be read?or just an item to be spread?...  more...
 venkataramana | 19:43 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (155)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: reading,writing,m...
THE OBSTACLE - REMOVER.
                   Friends as I said, ' Manthras' are many that heal different ailments,illnesses and frailities of the mind, body and self of a Human-being .Loosely stated, these 'vibrations' heal various sicknesses ...However,  it is of utmost importance that he who seeks to become such a 'Spiritual-Healer' (be it of one's own Self or others)ough...  more...
 Stacy Sin | 14:33 | 30/Aug/2008
Friends: (106)  | Interests: Googling and Day-...
Doing what's right without fear or favou...
I was born and bred in Singapore. This is my home, to which I am tied by family and friends. Yet many Singaporeans find me eccentric, though most are too polite to verbalise it. I only realised how eccentric I am when one friend pointed out to me why I could not use my own yardstick to judge others. I dislike intensely the elitist attitude of some ...  more...
 Amisha Nair | 06:45 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music,travelling,...
Keep Walking!
 It the path is beautiful,Let us not ask where it goes;And if the destination is beautiful,Let us not ask how the path is!Just keep walking!!! KEEP WALKING…the only process of life! We have to keep walking in life…We have to go with the flow of life…We have to be prepared for the surprises of life!!!So why not… LIVE each moment…ENJOY each moment…BE...  more...
 Papparazzzi | 11:44 | 29/Aug/2008
Friends: (5)  | City: Paraphernelia  | Interests: Any thing above a...
Jokes
Browsing .... and time to smile  ! http://www.planetbt.com/jokes.htm Enjoy weekend and hope to find more jokes tomorrow ! Cheers P    more...
 naveen krishna | 11:30 | 23/Aug/2008
Friends: (21)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: IAS,political,pho...
friend ship
            friends You fell in love, friends went away, Knowing you'd have a closer friend one day. I thought that friend would always be me - Things have changed, as we can see. You'll fall in love again one day, Then once again your friends will go away  more...
 Niki | 02:11 | 24/Aug/2008
Friends: (28)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading,Music,Pho...
Murder !!!
Murder !!!Wednesday began as just another ordinary day. The alarm buzzed at 6am on my cell -the one thing today which is such a boon. Now can we imagine life without this little miracle ,we dare not even think abt that…So began my day. A2(my 5 yrs old daughter) did not fuss that day while going toschool, thanks to a good walk the previous evening w...  more...
 cubicile blues | 22:20 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (175)  | City: Pune  | Interests: When I told my fr...
Writer’s block
Several bloggers on iland complain of writer’s block. Some feel it after writing a blog and some even before writing blog. The common things among both is that unlike me no one suffers writer’s block during exams.After drawing two and a half inch margin on both the side, the blank paper stares at you. You try to come up with various ideas which see...  more...
 sanjay mane | 10:04 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (78)  | City: Pune  | Interests: making friends, p...
Depth of friendship
  D€PTH OF FRI€NDSHIP COUNT YOUR GARD€N BY TH€ FLOW€RS,N€V€R BY TH€ L€AV€S THAT FALL:COUNT YOUR DAYS BY TH€ SUNNY HOURS,NOT R€M€MB€RING CLOUDS AT ALL:COUNT YOUR NIGHT BY STARS,NOT SHADOWS:COUNT YOUR LIF€ WITH SMIL€S,NOT T€ARS:AND WH€N YOUR LIF€ HAS R€ACH€D IT'S AUTUMN,COUNT YOUR AG€ BY FRI€NDS,NOT Y€ARS::::::::::::::   IMPORTANC€ OF FRI€NDSHIP     ...  more...
 raja | 10:23 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (82)  | City: Coimbatore  | Interests: searching for the...
INHUMANLY HUMANE
Dear friends, i decided to repost this piece anyone who read it before will know   its worth:- INHUMANELY HUMANE                               Rajesh and Deepti were good friends, theywere studious, they do not miss any coaching classes, even if it’s in the otherside of town, one day it so happened that there was minor riot in that side of town,Raj...  more...
 Renu Ayyar | 16:13 | 12/Aug/2008
Friends: (61)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Putting down my t...
Adieu..
 Dear iLanders, Sometimes, in life priorities change…what matters the most to you become secondary or perhaps redundant!‘Normal’ becomes boring, mundane and very off-beat!!! And as always,’ Change’ becomes the only constant in our lives….!!!! All of us understand that excess of anything is always bad, injurious & harmful to health. Yet, we commit t...  more...
 RAJEEV GARG | 12:35 | 28/Aug/2008
Friends: (923)  | City: HARYANA  | Interests: LISTENING MUSIC,O...
PRIZE/SURPRIZE
                      SURPRISE/PRIZE                  I WAS AWAY FROM MY ILAND FRIENDS FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS DUE TO SOME UNAVOIDABLE CIRCUMSTANCES.                    IN THE LAST ONE MONTH I HAVE RECEIVED A LOT OF MAILS/POSTS(YOU MUST HAVE ALSO RECEIVED) IN WHICH IT WAS MENTIONED TO FORWARD THAT PARTICULAR MAIL TO EITHER 13 OR TO SUCH A NUMBER OF F...  more...
 Raut Vilas | 16:46 | 24/Aug/2008
Friends: (525)  | City: Pune  | Interests: swimmig,Reading,T...
GOD ALL AROUND US
GOD ALL AROUND US So many of us say God we cannot see you Yet he is everywhere In all things through an through There is God's hand In all that you see In everything Us too, you and me He's in the Oceans And all through the sky He's in the mountains And the forest by and by Open up your eyes Feel with your heart Release your mind God did not depart...  more...
 hasu | 11:34 | 2/Sep/2008
Friends: (89)  | City: Surat  | Interests: music,sports,reading
WOH MUJH SE POOCHA KARTI THI......"ye jo tum lafz likhte hoye jo tum harf buntay hoyoun he benaam jazboon kohaseen ik rang dete hoteh'hai dil main chupi bateinjisse tum youn sunate hoyeh kiss k naam karte ho?bhala woh koun hai janaa?jo youn neendain churati hai?ragg-o-jan main utar'ti haitumhare dil main basti haibhala wo husn ka paikarzara humko b...  more...
 shalinitandon | 14:08 | 7/Aug/2008
Friends: (216)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: writing, reading,...
Papa take me home
She sat silently under the tree sobbing; there was no one in this world who could understand the pain she went through.  She decided she will speak to the head madam today, everyone called her mam. After the breakfast while she was heading to the class, she saw mam coming from the opposite direction. Her eyes twinkled and she ran towards her and sa...  more...
 Ocimum Sanc | 15:42 | 30/Aug/2008
Friends: (112)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music, Travel, Ph...
Silence
Silence It’s been a fairly long time since I last heard that word. The last I was asked to do it was in school and the last I heard it was when I was watching ‘Jungle Book’ (how I love watching it) when Col. Hathi hollers “Silence in the Ranks!” We keep hearing don’t we? Voices, Noises, Cars, Motors, Bikes, Shrieks, Radios, Videos and everything el...  more...
 sandhyakapoor | 18:15 | 21/Jul/2008
Friends: (221)  | City: Uzbekistan  | Interests: mother from uzbek...
EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME
 EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME i am from uzbekistan. i mean mother uzbekistan and father from Punjab India. i am n.r.i. i know languages of russian, uzbek, kyrgyz, english, hindi and punjabi. all languages little bit because i spent few years in indian hostle therefore i have some command in hindi and punjabi, i can read hindi and punjabi if wri...  more...
 anilairen | 00:00 | 14/Aug/2008
Friends: (462)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: travelling music ...
Independence Day
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 LAUGHING HUMAN | 18:03 | 6/Aug/2008
Friends: (66)  | City: Guwahati  | Interests: music trekking re...
BYE FRIENDS
my dear iland friends i will be gone now for a long time i dont know when i will be able to write again anyway i dont write much. I will be reading your blogs whenever i can specially Frozy your bolgs  more...
 Meera | 18:48 | 18/Aug/2008
Friends: (89)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: photography, musi...
Final Part of my Trip...Time to come bac...
Woke up at 7:00am on 23rd November….I went and woke Sikku and Ravi as well…..Asked them to get ready as we had to go for the mehendi ceremony….Ravi and Sikku were not keen on attending as it was a All Girls Thing…..I didn’t want to go alone and somehow forced them to come with me….I was dressed in a salwar kameez…. Ravi and Sikku in a pathani…They ...  more...
 krishna agarwal | 07:34 | 5/Jul/2008
Friends: (488)  | City: Bhubaneshwar  | Interests: travelling,making...
General Knowledge
Can You Give You Woman A Deeper Orgasm?Author: Jerry LeungAs a man, you will probably want to learn more ways to give your lady deeper orgasms. Yet, the fact is that no many people can really do that. In fact, there are some methods you can use in order to give your lady a deeper orgasm. Here are some tips for you to do so.At this point, some of th...  more...
 DIPESH SHARMA | 16:57 | 8/Aug/2008
Friends: (56)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: patriotism
lets serve each other...a real story
This is a true story that happened in Japan .In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall.Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.  When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck therebecause a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet.  He sees this, feels pity, and ...  more...
 shirin grover | 14:51 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (132)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading, going fo...
Smart Old Woman
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."  Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Office...  more...
 Uday Sodhi | 13:29 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (255)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Internet, Travel,...
Lonely on an island....
Once upon a time, a man decided to vacation on a cruise shipin the Caribbean. It was wonderful--the experience of his life! He was waited upon hand and foot. But, alas, it didnot last. A hurricane came up suddenly and the ship wentdown. The man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere...  more...
 Priya I | 20:42 | 22/Jul/2008
Friends: (49)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: People, Travel, M...
Depressed? Not any more!
The last two weeks have been , I think, one of the worst in my life. I hit rock bottom where nothing made sense and all the existential questions of who am I, what am I doing, where am I going, what is the bigger purpose had no answers. One word was like a constant refrain in my head - ‘REPLACEABLE’. I was replaceable at home, at work, with friends...  more...
 janus janus | 18:59 | 1/Sep/2008
Friends: (327)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Yoga, music, cook...
Nostalgia rocks on
OK, it’s been a busy kinda period, so haven’t posted in a long, long time, sorry about that. But not so busy that I didn’t watch any movies. After all, not even inflation can keep one away from PVR for long. While I may lack, and envy, Sameera Nandy’s eclectic taste when it comes to movies, I am a buff nevertheless. Not of the serious, brooding kin...  more...
 rajesh vora | 17:09 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: in the middle of no man's land  | Interests: ICICI - 9% ...
Artificial Intelligence
 TheYear : 2020 AD Iam a 30-something old guy. (yes, I will be 30 then too and I will be 30 in 2030and thereafter too….). Coming back to the year 2020, a lot has changed in thisworld. Web 2.0 has become passé. The world has advanced much more than whatpeople had envisaged in the year 2008. Internet too has evolved so much thatbroadband, wi fi, wi m...  more...
 jofebin@redi... | 08:19 | 25/Aug/2008
Friends: (465)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Music, Drawing, P...
Shells
Hi.... Here is an experiment with a home made soft box...... hope u guys will like it :) Love.... febz  more...
 amol prabhud... | 00:36 | 26/May/2007
Friends: (359)  | City: Goa  | Interests: understanding mys...
Success in Life
  The founder of a highly successful company was asked what it took to achieve success in life. He replied: “The same thing it tool to get started; a sense of urgency about getting things done.”     Success in life should be determined by contributions, not accumulations.  more...
 kala Subrama... | 11:42 | 6/Aug/2007
Friends: (53)  | City: Siliguri  | Interests: financial plannin...
Happy friendship day!!!
"I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship." -- Pietro Aretino (1537) Happy Friendship Day to all my iland friends!!!  more...
 warm sunshine | 18:39 | 7/Feb/2008
Friends: (138)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: books,music,movie...
JUST A GRAIN OF SAND
As I write this, I lie on the sea shore, resting and reminiscing about the days gone by when I used to wonder what my purpose in life was.I was a miniscule part of the great Sahara desert till I latched onto the shoes of a tourist and traveled across continents and countries. I always used to wonder if this was the life I was supposed to live. Be a...  more...
 ajit saini | 08:38 | 25/May/2007
Friends: (238) 
Some Problem with ILAND
Hi friends........ there is something wrong with my iland... its not allowing anyone to comment, write in my GB etc... i dont know how it is happening..m not even able to chane da settings..... tell me if u r also facing da same problem on my e mail id dynamicajit@rediffmail.com waiting 4 ur replies......... ur fr jeetu  more...
 Ash K | 00:16 | 9/Jun/2008
Friends: (101)  | City: --  | Interests: Reading, Food, Mo...
Book Review: Keep Off The Grass - By Kar...
The novel has an honest attempt - to make you laugh till your sides ache. The book is replete with humor, laughter and funny one-liners which keep you on the edgeto the last word read. Certainly this one tickles your funny bone. The novel's protagonist Samrat Ratan, son of second generation US immigrantschooses to leave hot shot investment banking,...  more...
 Sonal Verma | 15:18 | 8/Nov/2007
Friends: (88)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: Everything
Diwali Greetings
A Happy Diwali and A Happy and Prosperous Year Ahead to all and your families.  more...
 Joy Kaidharath | 09:07 | 21/Nov/2007
Friends: (1468)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Social upliftment
This MAY BE LAST POST FROM ME, IT ALL WI...
This may be my last post, depending on the out come of the decision of Justice Radhakrishnan and Justice Dalvi at 2.30 p.m.  Case detail is given in the image which is given at the end.If this is the last post, then see you in the next world (if what the religions teach is truth).  If not, then it does not make any difference, because then, we will...  more...
 AdityaDas Menon | 19:37 | 26/Jun/2008
Friends: (1213)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Romantic Yogi
HANDS OF LOVE - PART -20-"TERELIYE"
HANDS OF LOVE - PART - 20 - "TERELIYE"Dedication to : All the readers of my blogs..........., The Majestic performing art - Kathakali“Kamdev,you are the GOD of cores of feelings, and emotions…Can u tell me, among all these, which one is perennial…..?” One day Narada asked  his younger brother……… The question prompted Kamadev to think for a while….T...  more...
 RAVI GOVINDA... | 21:06 | 9/Jul/2008
Friends: (72)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Sports, Philosoph...
Being a Botany lecturer!
My kudos to Hrishikesh Mukherjee, who immortalised a Botanist (Dharmendra) not to be a nit-wit and proves that he is more worthier than prejudiced to be. Times have changed but the concept of a Botany professional hasn"t changed. Again hats of to the late Hrishikesh who I presume to be the only director in Indian cinema who has immortalised the rol...  more...
 Jessica Singh | 09:49 | 13/Sep/2007
Friends: (860)  | City: Ever heard of Nadir ?  | Interests: blogging ...and t...
Sleepless in ......
I have always been a dreamer.But, these days I am not even able to sleep properly. A constant irritation itches on in my mind and I know not where it comes from. As a child, our own Doctor Uncle used to point out that diagnosis was pivotal to medication. I somehow found a deeper meaning in those words in connection to our daily lives even when I wa...  more...
 sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007
Friends: (1051)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: theatre, journali...
‘Eating the Earth’!
 Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...  more...
 bronzegoddes... | 15:19 | 14/Jul/2008
Friends: (98)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: I love being the ...
Mazala Salza - Introducing Anil Thekepar...
 ANIL THEKEPARAMBIL, 39Anil Thekeparambil woke up with a start. He could not remember the name of the woman whom he had brought home last night. The woman had left early and that brought over him a sense of relief. He didn’t have to put up an act of “how great last night was or that they should get back real soon.” She was a lousy fuck anyway. Mich...  more...